5th November 2008
The one about fevers. I shall now type about a fever its side-effects over a period since 12am in the morning to about 4.41pm in the afternoon.
12am-Woke up with a really bad headache. Chattering i mean wtf im chattering ? and no i dont use the air con. Really cold sweating all over. Swallowing saliva feels like eating rocks. Get up go to the toilet pee and drink water. drinking water sucks cause it really hurts the throat.
2am-Woke up again still sweating and all symptoms still remain. turned off the fan closed the windows got a pair of socks peed again drank more water closed the door and tried to sleep. Started sweating like crazy.
4am-Weird dreams keep happening somehow they all involve funny shapeless white stuff going in and out of me. hmmm wonder what that means. woke up at 4am still just as bad though now my feet don't feel cold any longer. in fact it feels as though they are about to catch fire. hurriedly takes off socks. goes to toilet pees drinks water goes bac kto bed and covers in blanket and tries to sleep again.
6am-woke up again this time im apparently feeling better the headaches still there but not as bad. Then my grandma wakes up fins out i have a fever and starts to fuss over me. haha she recommends many of remedies but i already have my own so oh well. then she shoves a thermometer in my mouth and guess what 39.8 degrees ! lala kinda surprised my brain hasnt melted yet. Changed my really damp shirt and started to sleep again.
10an- woke up to find my sister and her boyfriend watching TV in my house not really impressed seeing as the vloume was really loud. Took a bath feels like the fever has subsided but the headache remains. feels like bending down is a chore ow i realised a funny i dont know how to explain it haha. in the bath as i massaged my head, my shouldres started to hurt massaging my shoulders resulted in headaches. decided to give up on massaging. Then i went to the kichen drank more water and ate a painkiller.Apparently pain killers do not work cause the headaches remain throughout the time i slept
3.25am- woke up again feeling much better a little dizzy but i cnt seem to remember anything for longer than a minute giving a whole new meaning to the word confused. the headaches seems to have subsided though the wind blowing through the windows is really screwing me up. ate a late lunch of porridge and what not and then started to look for mylaptop to publish this post haha time now is 4.55pm
Keng Yang's Retarded Self-Cure for fevers
1)Even though your'e really warm resist the urge to on the bloody air-conditioning. Do the exact opposite. Close the window. Off the fan. Close the door put on a pair of socks. Wrap yourself in your blanket. Just do anything to sweat and make yourself warmer.
2) somehow that method usually brings down the fever though i dont know why it does. Next step would be to start drinking water which is really retarded. i usually try not to take any form of medication when i fall sick haha. but if problem persists shove a panadol down your throat though it usually doesnt seem to have any effect.
3)if problem persists go to a bloody doctor.
CautionThe above method is just preferably used by keng yang and has not been scientifically proven. Users may follow the above methods at their own risk. Users of the above method promise not to hold keng yangs liable in case of any form of harm that may come to the user.
Ouch my headache is still there. Sick and irritated signing off.
One more step to enlightenment at4:40 PM.