1.You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
2.Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
3.Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
4.Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
5.If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
6.The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
7.The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
8.An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
9.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
10.All great discoveries are made by mistake.
11.Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
12.Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
13.All's well that ends.
14.A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
15.The first myth of management is that it exists.
16.A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
17.New systems generate new problems.
18.To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
19.We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.
20.Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
21.Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
22.A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
23.The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.
24.Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.
25.Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book

too many laws part 2 another time

1.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
2.No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
3.Friendly fire ain't.
4.The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
5.The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
6.The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
7.The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
8.Incoming fire has the right of way.
9.If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
10.The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
11.If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
12.The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
13.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
14.There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
15.Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
16.If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Despite all this one must know that murphy is an OPTIMIST haha next will murphy's technology laws zzz murphy's laws actually have a long history to them but i shan't bother to explain them here go wiki if you wan to. its long AND dry

Hey starting today i will be publishing murhphys laws on my blog ! haha they really give people a good laugh XD come come i start

Murphy's Law ( Original )
1)Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2)Everything takes longer than you think.
3)Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4)If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
5)If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
6)Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
7)If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
8)Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
9)It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
10)Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
11)Every solution breeds new problems.

Thats it for murphy's laws tomrow will be more murphys law on military !

Tralala on christmas day went on one of those solo journeys into the city. Christmas night haha walking alone on the streets lets you see many things haha. i saw the curiosity of babies haha quite dangerous he keep sticking his head between the doors of the MRT at every stop when the doors open to see what lies in the darkness ahead. Gatherings of friends all over the place haha laughing and everything. haha the best was a mother the husband and their baby. haha the baby damn cute sleeping in his cot/carriage. haha the parents go dress him up in santa claus outfit XD damn cute and the baby sleeping. santa's sleeping on christmas day !complete with suck thumb action.

I'm sorry but it takes time to forget

Christmas is boring. ZzZzZ anybody want to ask me out im rather free haha tralalala skipping in the snow. I WANT SCHOOL TO REOPEN XD

oh and the wind is so strong my fan blades are turning by themselves haha BUT ITS F~~~ing Cold ZZZZZ imagine a fan blowing out air from the air con in your face XD WEEe i mma have my blanket with me everywhere i go now haha and fluffy pink slippers XD

XD XD
Sing a song
Dance Along
Watch King Kong
Play Mahjong
Hit the gong
hit the sack
one day's gone in a flash
hear the mind scream for rest


Never gonna give up

Your endeavours ain't just wasted time
seek and find yeah, your'e not that far from
what you hoped for and wished for all along
cause you've been living just treading water
waiting in the wings for the show to begin
but i always see you searching, just gotta try that bit harder
your'e getting closer oh yeah to life you've been imagining

I AM AT A LOST ON WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT NOW.

Training consistently is important... keng yang knows now not training for 5 days can be gihly detrimental to one's well being when you go back your'e doing push-ups on the same count as people playing bishi bashi champ. my heads still keeps going down down down...yay daryl's gone mad. run iWill run route 1 round 2 minutes..crazy haha. then start doing circuits. after which my morning breakfast went to my throat and went back down. and that sucks. haha now my right palm is bleeding daryl broke through all the natural barriers and managed to make it bleed hahanow there's a mini flap on my hand cause the dead skin havent fully detach itself XD

Came back from pharmacy camp learned many things there. Understood many things. i'm sorry.

im kinda addicted to dance right now haha most of it contemoporary haha watching youtube vids like "wall to wall" "shake it" i think these dances havee really nice choreography well not for shake it actually that just has nice breakdance haha but wall to wall is really nicely choreographed haha. weee im supposed to study but im not XD. tralalala forget forget forget !
forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !forget forget forget !

o.O this is getting bad haha everytime there an interval between the things i do the name pops out in my head WTf ? this is bad...AAHHHH this is freaky and really bad...nevertheless i shall put it aside cause i still have 1 more year haha i'll take my time lalalala gotta get your name outta my head first...hmm this bad..

o.O i am back. haha from melaka. haha quite fun there. haha went to quite a few famous tourist spots. haha ate alot of nice food. haha they put everything on sticks there. haha its this shop which only serves dinner. haha everything there is put on a satay stick. haha and dunked in a pot of boiling satay sauce. haha like steamboat except u cook using satay sauce. haha then walked around and blah blah shopped. haha bought 2 shirts and a pair of shoes. haha im lazy to update the photos. haha another day perhaps.

Today is haha day !

New Dealing !!!!! do you know ?

Note to self: prone to bout of rage. somehow i know im angry but i don't know what im angry about. hmmm gotta watch more tom and jerry. its weird its like some mind debate. the mind gets split in two and i take turns feeling angry and asking myself why i am angry and it goes on forever

YAY everyone's back ! haha then i'm gone sianzzz nvm going for a holiday tralalala i'll be back on thurs haha bye bye

YAY YAY YAY 1 more day haha then your'e back ! with everyone else tralalalala but then i'm gone hahaha but for 3 days lalalala wee wee wee wee

2 more days till you come back and i'm gone haha cant wait for it cant wait for me to come back cant wait for you to be back XD.
没有你的日子我好难过
oh well climbed at asia on wednesday with jie hong only 2 of us there haha. then climbed with aslam stephanie lianne daryl said jack in sch on friday haha was fun got alot of fun routes lol lianne set a killer route !! aslam only can touch first 3 tiles lol. then after that went to play soccer with majority of the rest of the j2s haha i fields done synthetic field sucks ! oh well i was playing barefoot at the basketbal court and had to walk across the new field they are also done resurfacing the track and also upgrading the canteen and SAC at the same time o.o.

Note to self: wear shoes while playing soccer in the basketball courts ITS FREAKNG HOT apparently synthetic fields are damn bloody hot as well. i got two blisters on each feet now haha oh well my bad XD.

cant wait for you to be back

3 more days till you come back and i'm gone haha repetitive posts

5 More days till you come back and 6 more till i'm gone.
doing all i can to stop thinking about you. climbing helps as it really hurts the fingers.

hmm while everyone's away i've created a piece of music which i cant seem to upload haha for some reason its techno which isnt really much to my lightning but oh well ive slowedd down the tempo so it sounds better haha

Can't Wait for you to return

hmm here to blog about a rather screwed up family thing again. ZzZ here are a few recent assumptions made by my parents.
No.1 When i go out i go out to play.
No.2 When i go out its always with a bunch of people
No.3 If N0.2 is right these people in question are always either
1. Can play like mad and still get good results. unlike me
2. Screw-Ups who play like mad and don't study. unlike me
So No.3 is basically a sentence regarding how all my friends are actuallu a good influence on me
No.4 I use the computer sleep and watch TV only. which is rather dumb.
Now i'll give an example to show how these assumptions are all wrong.

2 Dec 2008
8.03Am Morning wake-up ate breakfast blah blah blah. started using computer.
9.30AM Mum started coming home berated my sister for no apparent reason.
Mum then turned to me and started pouring all remaining frustraions at me much to my displeasure.
Me: Swivels around on a chair to survey the surroundings
*mum turns attention towards me*
Mum: Is that all you are gonna do all day ?
Me: *stunned* *i mean wtf i didn't do anything*
Mum: You don't look at me like that tell me !
Me: No *mildly irritated*
Mum: Then tell me what you do la
Me: Later i going out
Mum: Always go out with those people no wonder result like that<--- No.1,2,3
Me: *stunned lost for words*
Mum: 我每天看你玩电脑睡觉看电视.你还会做什么.<------No.4
Me: I got do my math <---super irritated
Mum: 我都没有看到你做
Me: 为什么要做给你看 ? <---Fucking pissed off
Mum: Then 你为什么要玩给我看 ?
Me: *wtf am i supposed to say ? the computer in living room of course you see right.*
pissed off like mad i walk off. go my room lock the door.

2.30 went out to study met bernice @3.30
between 2.30--3.30 i broke assumption 1 and 2
and i think bernice agrees that none of the categories in No.3 applies to her.
and the fact that i even stepped out of the house broke No.4 not to mention i did integration...

Night.
Refused to eat dinner with them. when dinner about to start i purposely go sleep. HAH ! woke up at 8.00 to realise that mum and dad kindly decided to scold and then hit my sister when i was asleep. not that i could have changed anything.

Summary of my sister's happenings
Dinnertime. why you never go prom my sister has 3 main reasons.
1) Not so close with class people closer with sec school friends
2) Close group of friends in class not going
3) Its $800 for 10 people<-- WTF ?
4) her class has 16 people
5) so she and her friends decided to not to go and let the remaining 10 go.
Mum and Dad then came up with the assumption that my sis is a recluse who doesnt mix around with her other people blah blah blah and took turns to call her crazy and what not.. i mean to your own daughter ???
sister couldnt handle the onslaught of two growingly pissed off people as she defneded herself and her voice started wavering. dad starts asking why she is crying... NOTE her voice is wavering she is NOT crying. then after that both of them fuelled by their own rage starts shouting at my sister. then she really starts to cry. then they start asking her why she is crying. To explain, she has to repeat this whole section. I mean who the heck can achieve that when you are crying ? so my dad hits her and then the whole episode ends when my grandma comes out from her room to defend my sister.

Ah well assumptions make the world screw around.

Starting the countdown till everyone's back and im gone