26.The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
27.To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
28.After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
29.Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
30.A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
31.If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
32.Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
33. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
34.Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."
35.Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
36.If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
37.The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.
38.In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 39.4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday.
40.Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
41.All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
42.The only perfect science is hind-sight.
43.Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
44.If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
45.If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
46.When all else fails, read the instructions.
47.Everything that goes up must come down.
48.Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
49.Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
50.Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
51.The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
52.Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.
Next Section of Murphy's Law shall be on hiatus till keng yagn feels good HAHA cause keng yang wants to blog about howsomeone decided to blow up a bottle of beer beside him making him a pin cushion and give an intro on the upcoming song on the blog xD
One more step to enlightenment at11:19 AM.
