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Keng Yang 8th November SRJC.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:01 PM
aha
And so to put a smile on everyone's glum faces i have decided to put a joke here.
A man was hyper drunk when he reached home one night.
At his doorstep he heard his house clock cuckoo three times. And he thought Damnn if my wide finds out im home so late im dead. And then a brilliant idea strikes him. He thinks all i have to do is cuckoo nine more times and my wife will think its only Midnight. And so feeling damn brilliant he cuckoos 9 more times and then goes to bed.
The next morning, his wife asks him "hey what time were you home last night ?" And the man replies innocently "why just like i told you of course at midnight." And the wife says "Thats great but dear we need a new cuckoo clock" and the man feeling scared says " why ?" And the wife says
"Last night the cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times said Damn
Cuckooed 2 more times Farted
Cuckood 5 more times Cleared its Throat
Cuckooed 2 more times and started laughing"
Oh yeah and i failed my mid year i failed my mid years feeling dumb haha
Bio 49 E <--hyper dissapointed in my grades.
Chem 49 E <--Amused that ia actually passed
Math 39 U <--Super dissapointed seeing as i studied hard for this
Econs S <-- ?? No comments
GP 51 D <--Stagnant as usual except this time my essay sucked but my compre pulled me up
Points = 29 ? = suck + PW = 37.5 ?
Notice how all 3 of the H2 are 1 mark aways from the next grade ? Yeah.. i did !@$#%$@^#$^ !! Just imagine 3 marks to get a increment of 10 goddam points...
Amusing new points = 39 + PW = 46.5 ?
Which one sounds nicer eh ? 46.5 or a 37.5
A man was hyper drunk when he reached home one night.
At his doorstep he heard his house clock cuckoo three times. And he thought Damnn if my wide finds out im home so late im dead. And then a brilliant idea strikes him. He thinks all i have to do is cuckoo nine more times and my wife will think its only Midnight. And so feeling damn brilliant he cuckoos 9 more times and then goes to bed.
The next morning, his wife asks him "hey what time were you home last night ?" And the man replies innocently "why just like i told you of course at midnight." And the wife says "Thats great but dear we need a new cuckoo clock" and the man feeling scared says " why ?" And the wife says
"Last night the cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times said Damn
Cuckooed 2 more times Farted
Cuckood 5 more times Cleared its Throat
Cuckooed 2 more times and started laughing"
Oh yeah and i failed my mid year i failed my mid years feeling dumb haha
Bio 49 E <--hyper dissapointed in my grades.
Chem 49 E <--Amused that ia actually passed
Math 39 U <--Super dissapointed seeing as i studied hard for this
Econs S <-- ?? No comments
GP 51 D <--Stagnant as usual except this time my essay sucked but my compre pulled me up
Points = 29 ? = suck + PW = 37.5 ?
Notice how all 3 of the H2 are 1 mark aways from the next grade ? Yeah.. i did !@$#%$@^#$^ !! Just imagine 3 marks to get a increment of 10 goddam points...
Amusing new points = 39 + PW = 46.5 ?
Which one sounds nicer eh ? 46.5 or a 37.5
One more step to enlightenment at9:01 PM.
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Sunday, June 28, 2009 9:22 AM
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 10:20 PM
Cold Turkey
Monday, June 22, 2009 7:56 PM
Hilarious And Dumb Videos
Sunday, June 21, 2009 12:05 AM
It's Over XD
Rockmaster 2008
Serial No. NM98
Rank 114/115
Out of ??? climbers. There were ties haha
Rockmaster 2009
Serial No. NM114
Rank 91/135
Out of 141 climbers. There were ties haha
Improvement !!! i Made it past the 100 mark XD
Random picture of a dancing goat
I dont really count other competitions i went to cause the competiton was too weak. So not counted. This competiton places me against JC's Uni's Poly's and ITE's. And trust me those ITE guys are good who says they are useless ?
Oh well calculation for the first puts me at about 99% percentile haha Second competion places me at about 67% haha yayayaya.
Rockmaster First and Last cometiton Great ! Climbing really did change me i guess. Guess imma continue climbing whether competitively im not sure. but definitely gonna climb more. As was painted on the wall during Boulderactive 2009 "The only cure to Gravity is Climbing".
Speaking of changes though my URL has changed theres a reason for the change you know initially maristphantomrocmocer was acutally just a string of words explanation below
Marist Phantoms was the name of my scout troop in secondary school it means alot to me i guess i made really good friends there and everything. Ahaha we still hang out and everything.
Rocmocer is well a term of being in rocmoc haha i think i got fitter here hmm not think, i did get fitter anyways i made friends here too not the same as in scouts but good all the same just more competitive ones haha
Well these two organisations did change my life as im sure many others will in the future.
The new one tears over shirts haha was another event that lead to a series of events that i now find hyper amusing the kind that gives you a stupid smile on your face everytime you think about it. The events are still going on in a way i guess so ive yet to know how it ends. You know how books always write "So now a chapter closes and another begins" I dont think they ever really close. Cause life mine anways isnt split into many paragraphs its just a long thriller thats gonna leave everyone glued to their seats Oh Yeah Glued to Your Seats.
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Monday, June 15, 2009 10:35 PM
I HATES YOUSSSS STUPID UlCERS
I have two ulcer about 5mm from each other near he outside of the lips. So now i cant close my mputh properly. More like i dont dare to. Stupid ulcers. Now i know finally after all this time that two negatives dont make a positive.
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 8:45 PM
Learning a life long thing ?
Hmm Me is deviating from standard education<--not studying as hard as im supposed to. And trying to find out about 3 different things at this point in my life.
No.1 Evolution of Bipedalism and how that has lead to evolution of the modern human.
No.2 Self-Learning to paly a musical instrument ( Shant say waht it is ) This is proving to be damn difficult seeing as i have no absolutely no background in music. Besides the music lessons from P1 to Sec 2 Which isnt proving to be much of a help.
No.3 The bio research im supposed to do.
No.3 Takes least priority on my list while No.2 is top haha
Weee research is so fun especially when you see a page full of weird symbols and realse you still have a long long way to go.
Hmm a little insight in my research thus far.
--------Warning can be quite boring if you arent interested in butts----------------
Did you know that the process of running is a process by which you are constantly falling down ? The only reason why we dont is that we are "catching ourselves" at exactly the right moment to sustain running haha. Guess which body part helps you do that ? Gluteus Maximus namely the butt. Which has over the years evolved to become larger proportinally. As a professor at Harvard whose name currently escapes me said on National Geographic "The beauty of evolution has led to the a enlargening of our butts which are now much larger as compared to the pathetic little ones the chimps have" <--Exact wording lol
Oh yeah and nipples are useless in male mammals they are just formed during embryonic development before the sex is determined.
No.1 Evolution of Bipedalism and how that has lead to evolution of the modern human.
No.2 Self-Learning to paly a musical instrument ( Shant say waht it is ) This is proving to be damn difficult seeing as i have no absolutely no background in music. Besides the music lessons from P1 to Sec 2 Which isnt proving to be much of a help.
No.3 The bio research im supposed to do.
No.3 Takes least priority on my list while No.2 is top haha
Weee research is so fun especially when you see a page full of weird symbols and realse you still have a long long way to go.
Hmm a little insight in my research thus far.
--------Warning can be quite boring if you arent interested in butts----------------
Did you know that the process of running is a process by which you are constantly falling down ? The only reason why we dont is that we are "catching ourselves" at exactly the right moment to sustain running haha. Guess which body part helps you do that ? Gluteus Maximus namely the butt. Which has over the years evolved to become larger proportinally. As a professor at Harvard whose name currently escapes me said on National Geographic "The beauty of evolution has led to the a enlargening of our butts which are now much larger as compared to the pathetic little ones the chimps have" <--Exact wording lol
Oh yeah and nipples are useless in male mammals they are just formed during embryonic development before the sex is determined.
One more step to enlightenment at8:45 PM.
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Monday, June 8, 2009 7:32 PM
How Six Songs Collide
This is important please look at my blog at let the music play for
at least 1 min 23 seconds if by then you're still not interested
bye bye XD
How Six Songs Collide-Norwegian Recycling
heheh who said remixes weren't nice ?
1. Im Yours
2. Collide
3. Superman
4. ??? A Girl i suppose
5. A boyzone song dont know the title
6. Here Without you baby
WOOO tia ka high !!!
at least 1 min 23 seconds if by then you're still not interested
bye bye XD
How Six Songs Collide-Norwegian Recycling
heheh who said remixes weren't nice ?
1. Im Yours
2. Collide
3. Superman
4. ??? A Girl i suppose
5. A boyzone song dont know the title
6. Here Without you baby
WOOO tia ka high !!!
One more step to enlightenment at7:32 PM.
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Friday, June 5, 2009 8:57 PM
My New Mercedes ^.^
I got your runaway smile in my piggybank baby, gonna cash it right in for a new mercedes
^.^
Heels Over Head-BLG
^.^
Heels Over Head-BLG
One more step to enlightenment at8:57 PM.
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009 12:15 AM
Hmph
Feeling kinda down failed math accodring to my math teacher anyway i think that was what he was trying to imply and i worked hard to try and pass it to :( no gonna get scolded pretty badly by my parents Hmph.
But i shall 化悲愤为力量 is that written right ? Hmph and try harder. That seems to be the only thing im good at redirecting anger and misery towards my goal and using it to overcome my obstacles. Ah well shan't elaborate. Hmph that was dramatic but i couldnt put it in a less dramatic form teach me if you want to i'd be willing to learn unless you're a asshole who likes to brag of course. Hmph
Secondly stop making presumptions/assumptions/other umptions you stupid little girl. Hmph
But i shall 化悲愤为力量 is that written right ? Hmph and try harder. That seems to be the only thing im good at redirecting anger and misery towards my goal and using it to overcome my obstacles. Ah well shan't elaborate. Hmph that was dramatic but i couldnt put it in a less dramatic form teach me if you want to i'd be willing to learn unless you're a asshole who likes to brag of course. Hmph
Secondly stop making presumptions/assumptions/other umptions you stupid little girl. Hmph
One more step to enlightenment at12:15 AM.
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