And so to put a smile on everyone's glum faces i have decided to put a joke here.
A man was hyper drunk when he reached home one night.
At his doorstep he heard his house clock cuckoo three times. And he thought Damnn if my wide finds out im home so late im dead. And then a brilliant idea strikes him. He thinks all i have to do is cuckoo nine more times and my wife will think its only Midnight. And so feeling damn brilliant he cuckoos 9 more times and then goes to bed.
The next morning, his wife asks him "hey what time were you home last night ?" And the man replies innocently "why just like i told you of course at midnight." And the wife says "Thats great but dear we need a new cuckoo clock" and the man feeling scared says " why ?" And the wife says
"Last night the cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times said Damn
Cuckooed 2 more times Farted
Cuckood 5 more times Cleared its Throat
Cuckooed 2 more times and started laughing"
Oh yeah and i failed my mid year i failed my mid years feeling dumb haha
Bio 49 E <--hyper dissapointed in my grades.
Chem 49 E <--Amused that ia actually passed
Math 39 U <--Super dissapointed seeing as i studied hard for this
Econs S <-- ?? No comments
GP 51 D <--Stagnant as usual except this time my essay sucked but my compre pulled me up
Points = 29 ? = suck + PW = 37.5 ?
Notice how all 3 of the H2 are 1 mark aways from the next grade ? Yeah.. i did !@$#%$@^#$^ !! Just imagine 3 marks to get a increment of 10 goddam points...
Amusing new points = 39 + PW = 46.5 ?
Which one sounds nicer eh ? 46.5 or a 37.5
One more step to enlightenment at9:01 PM.
