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Sunday, August 30, 2009 8:24 PM
How Deaths are intertwined.
El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos
El Novio Cadáver
This is the legendary Novio Cadáver (literally the "Corpse Groom"). Legend has it that he was so nervous on the day of his wedding that he had a few drinks to calm his nerves before driving to the ceremony. Tragically, he overestimated his ability to drive drunk, and never made it to his own wedding. His Bitchin' Meatcar was found wrapped around a tree, and his body was found lying to the left, and the right, and ten feet ahead of the tree.
El Padre Cadáver
This is the legendary Padre Cadáver (literally the "Corpse Priest"). Legend has it that he died during a wedding ceremony that went horrendously awry. When the groom failed to show up, the bride got drunk, ripped off her clothes, and jumped into the whitewater rapids for an ill-fated attempt at skinnydipping. The Padre was so shocked (or titillated) by her behavior that he suffered a fatal heart attack.
La Novia Cadáver
This is the legendary Novia Cadáver (literally, the "Corpse Bride"). Legend has it that her no-good boyfriend failed to show up on their wedding day, so she killed herself in a paroxysm of grief.
Actually, she downed seven or eight martinis, stripped off her wedding dress, and went for a drunken skinnydip in the whitewater rapids of Whitey's Grove. Still, it was a tragic end to a white wedding (though it was a nice day for it, all things considered).
La Persona Inocente Cadáver
This is the legendary spirit known as La Persona Inocente Cadáver (I think you can figure this out on our own). The legend has it that on the day he died, he was enjoying a peaceful day kayaking down the river in Whitey's Grove, knocking back beers and taking in the scenery. Suddenly, out of nowhere a naked woman jumped into the river, capsizing his boat. He was unable to make it to the shore (probably because he was swimming with a six-pack of beer under one arm) and drowned.
Haha. How death s intertwined
El Novio Cadáver
This is the legendary Novio Cadáver (literally the "Corpse Groom"). Legend has it that he was so nervous on the day of his wedding that he had a few drinks to calm his nerves before driving to the ceremony. Tragically, he overestimated his ability to drive drunk, and never made it to his own wedding. His Bitchin' Meatcar was found wrapped around a tree, and his body was found lying to the left, and the right, and ten feet ahead of the tree.
El Padre Cadáver
This is the legendary Padre Cadáver (literally the "Corpse Priest"). Legend has it that he died during a wedding ceremony that went horrendously awry. When the groom failed to show up, the bride got drunk, ripped off her clothes, and jumped into the whitewater rapids for an ill-fated attempt at skinnydipping. The Padre was so shocked (or titillated) by her behavior that he suffered a fatal heart attack.
La Novia Cadáver
This is the legendary Novia Cadáver (literally, the "Corpse Bride"). Legend has it that her no-good boyfriend failed to show up on their wedding day, so she killed herself in a paroxysm of grief.
Actually, she downed seven or eight martinis, stripped off her wedding dress, and went for a drunken skinnydip in the whitewater rapids of Whitey's Grove. Still, it was a tragic end to a white wedding (though it was a nice day for it, all things considered).
La Persona Inocente Cadáver
This is the legendary spirit known as La Persona Inocente Cadáver (I think you can figure this out on our own). The legend has it that on the day he died, he was enjoying a peaceful day kayaking down the river in Whitey's Grove, knocking back beers and taking in the scenery. Suddenly, out of nowhere a naked woman jumped into the river, capsizing his boat. He was unable to make it to the shore (probably because he was swimming with a six-pack of beer under one arm) and drowned.
Haha. How death s intertwined
One more step to enlightenment at8:24 PM.
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Friday, August 21, 2009 9:29 PM
When your'e down and low
When your'e down and low
Lower than the floor
And you think that you ain't got a chance
Bom Bom Bom
Dont make a move till your'e in the groove
And do the Peter Panda Dance
Hop three times like a kangaroo
Sidestep twice just like those crabs do
Three steps forward one step back
Quick as a turtle lie on your back
Roll like a log till you can't roll no more
Better jump up quick like there ain't no floor
Hold your breath step to the left
And that's the Peter I swear that's the Peter
That's the Peter Panda Dance!
毛歌 so kindly taught to me by SOME EMO SHIT IN JC
每个人的身上都有毛， 只是长的地方不一样
你问我是什么毛， 现在就让你知道
长在头上的毛叫头毛
长在眼上的毛叫眼毛
眼毛下面有胸毛， 胸毛下面有脚毛
还有一种毛长得很奇怪， 月亮和星星都照不到
你问我是什么毛， 举起双手就知道。
还有一种毛长得很奇怪， 月亮和星星都照不到
你问我是什么毛， 脱下裤子就知道。
Lower than the floor
And you think that you ain't got a chance
Bom Bom Bom
Dont make a move till your'e in the groove
And do the Peter Panda Dance
Hop three times like a kangaroo
Sidestep twice just like those crabs do
Three steps forward one step back
Quick as a turtle lie on your back
Roll like a log till you can't roll no more
Better jump up quick like there ain't no floor
Hold your breath step to the left
And that's the Peter I swear that's the Peter
That's the Peter Panda Dance!
毛歌 so kindly taught to me by SOME EMO SHIT IN JC
每个人的身上都有毛， 只是长的地方不一样
你问我是什么毛， 现在就让你知道
长在头上的毛叫头毛
长在眼上的毛叫眼毛
眼毛下面有胸毛， 胸毛下面有脚毛
还有一种毛长得很奇怪， 月亮和星星都照不到
你问我是什么毛， 举起双手就知道。
还有一种毛长得很奇怪， 月亮和星星都照不到
你问我是什么毛， 脱下裤子就知道。
One more step to enlightenment at9:29 PM.
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